Moody Candles :
 
For When Life Gets a Little Too Loud
Sometimes, you just need a moment to breathe – or at least pretend everything’s under control. Light up this 5 oz handcrafted candle, made from 100% natural soy wax, and let the cozy, grounding vibes transport you somewhere far, far away from the chaos. Created in collaboration with the artisans at Kalamazoo Candle Company, this little beauty is as kind to the planet as it is to your patience.
 
Key Features:
Mood: Big sarcasm, bigger vibes. Because we all need a break from everything.
Burn Time: A solid 30-40 hours. Or, in real terms, long enough to get through life’s loudest moments.
Size: Just-right 5 oz; 2.5” x 3.25” – perfect for your desk, bedside, or anywhere you need an instant escape.
Materials: Non-toxic, vegan, eco-friendly, with a lead-free wick. Because relaxation shouldn’t come with a side of guilt.
Reusable & Recyclable: Helping you keep it together while also helping keep the planet together.
 
For those days when “me time” feels like a distant dream, this candle’s got your back.
 
Scents By Name:
"All I Want For Christmas Is Peace & Quiet" - Firewood and Vetiver 
Picture a cozy cabin with a fire crackling in the hearth. The scent of firewood is warm and smoky, while vetiver brings an earthy, woodsy depth with hints of green moss. Together, they create a fragrance that’s both grounding and refined, perfect for those who crave the feeling of nature indoors – rugged yet comforting, like a breath of fresh forest air.
"Cozy As Fuck" Warm Flannel & Mahogany 
Imagine wrapping yourself in your favorite flannel by a crackling fire. The warmth of soft, freshly laundered flannel mingles with the rich, woodsy scent of mahogany – deep, smooth, and slightly spicy. Together, they create a cozy, inviting fragrance that feels like a warm hug on a chilly day: comforting, familiar, and effortlessly sophisticated.
"Fresh Outta Fucks" Juniper Berries & Moss
Envision a misty forest at dawn. The fresh, slightly tart aroma of juniper berries brings a crisp, invigorating edge, while the scent of moss adds an earthy, green warmth, like damp forest floors and dewy leaves. Together, they create a fragrance that’s vibrant yet grounding – refreshing, natural, and reminiscent of a peaceful walk through the woods.
"I Hate People" Apple Cinnamon & Pine
Imagine a cozy cabin in the woods, filled with the warmth of baking spices and the freshness of pine. The sweet, comforting aroma of apple and cinnamon blends with the crisp, green scent of pine needles, creating a fragrance that’s both festive and refreshing. It’s like a perfect autumn or winter day – warm, inviting, and just a little bit outdoorsy.
"It's Nature, Man" Sandalwood & Nutmeg
This soy candle offers a warm, comforting blend of earthy sandalwood and spicy nutmeg. The rich, smooth sandalwood creates a grounding base, while the sweet, aromatic nutmeg adds a cozy, slightly sweet touch. Together, they create a balanced, inviting fragrance perfect for creating a relaxing atmosphere. Ideal for unwinding after a long day or setting a peaceful mood in any room.
"Remember Your Why" Spearmint & Citrus
This refreshing soy candle combines the crisp, invigorating scent of spearmint with the bright, zesty notes of citrus. The cool, minty aroma of spearmint lifts the spirit, while the tangy citrus adds a burst of freshness. Together, they create a vibrant, energizing fragrance that clears the mind and refreshes the senses—perfect for energizing your space or bringing a burst of freshness to any room.
"Sage That Shit" White Sage & Lavender
This calming soy candle blends the earthy, cleansing scent of white sage with the soothing, floral notes of lavender. The crisp, smoky aroma of sage purifies the air, while lavender’s sweet, floral fragrance promotes relaxation and peace. Together, they create a serene, balanced atmosphere—perfect for meditation, unwinding, or bringing tranquility to your space.
"You're the Best Decision I've Ever Made" - Floral, citrus and creamy Vanilla.
This soy candle combines a lush blend of floral, citrus, and vanilla notes. The delicate, sweet floral essence mingles with the bright, tangy citrus, while the rich, creamy vanilla adds a touch of warmth. Together, they create a harmonious, inviting fragrance that’s both uplifting and comforting—ideal for adding a touch of freshness and tranquility to any room.
"Its beginning to look a lot like fuck this"
Indulge in the perfect festive blend of crisp peppermint, zesty citrus, and the warm, comforting sweetness of freshly baked sugar cookies. This candle brings a playful yet nostalgic aroma, capturing the joy of a cozy winter night. Perfect for lifting spirits and filling your space with a dash of holiday cheer.
"Bee Happy"
Soft, floral, and effortlessly calming. The delicate sweetness of chamomile wraps you in a soothing embrace, while jasmine adds a touch of elegance with its warm, floral depth. Together, they create a gentle, tranquil scent—perfect for unwinding after a long day or setting the mood for pure relaxation. It’s like a deep breath in a peaceful garden at dusk.
"Plant One On Me"
Fresh, crisp, and a little wild. The clean, slightly sweet aroma of green agave brings a hint of citrusy brightness, while cactus adds a dewy, green earthiness, like fresh rain in the desert. Together, they create a vibrant yet soothing scent—cool, refreshing, and just a little untamed, like an oasis in the sun.
"Capy Apple"
Like biting into the juiciest apple, fresh off the tree. This scent bursts with the crisp, mouthwatering aroma of perfectly ripened apples—sweet, tart, and impossibly fresh. It’s pure, liquid apple goodness, as if autumn’s best harvest was bottled up just for you. Refreshing, bright, and downright irresistible!
"Manifest That Shit"
Cool, crisp, and deeply grounding. The invigorating scent of eucalyptus awakens the senses, while cedarwood adds a warm, woodsy depth. A hint of bergamot brings a bright, citrusy edge, creating a perfectly balanced fragrance—fresh yet earthy, energizing yet calming. Like a breath of mountain air, it’s the perfect reset for your mind and space.